Bacon Cups?

Our Glorious Leader here at About:Blank has some sort of fixation with bacon. He threatens us to find him bacon-related tales and news on a daily basis, and we don’t get anything for our efforts.

However, today will be the day I get a payrise. Today, I present to Our Supreme Jase, Bacon Cups:

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However, at a risk that He is not impressed, I provide another bacon-themed thingie. Of yes, today is MY day…

Behold, the Bacon Placemat.

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And lastly - but by no means least - the slavedriver site owner will be able to wrap my bonus gifts in Bacon Tape!

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Oh yes, today is indeed The Day of the Dan.

(Dan @ 0ddness)