Attention U.S. Readers. Read how you may die in 2008…

Date July 24, 2008

Choking on a cheeseburger seems to have been omitted?!?! That’s the way to go! via

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3 Responses to “Attention U.S. Readers. Read how you may die in 2008…”

  1. Paul said:

    ” Choking on a cheeseburger seems to have been omitted?!?! That’s the way to go!”

    You’re a moron.

  2. Jase said:

    Why dont you go try your luck on a cheeseburger.

  3. Phil E. Drifter said:

    I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming like the passengers in his car.

    Seriously though, I’d like to go out with a bang; right after I ejaculated my goo into some incredibly hot stripper.

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