Comments on: Attention U.S. Readers. Read how you may die in 2008… http://www.aboutcolonblank.com/2008/07/24/attention-us-readers-read-how-you-may-die-in-2008/ Updated Daily (ish) Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:18:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Phil E. Drifter http://www.aboutcolonblank.com/2008/07/24/attention-us-readers-read-how-you-may-die-in-2008/comment-page-1/#comment-4225 Phil E. Drifter Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:02:14 +0000 http://www.aboutcolonblank.com/2008/07/24/attention-us-readers-read-how-you-may-die-in-2008/#comment-4225 I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming like the passengers in his car. Seriously though, I'd like to go out with a bang; right after I ejaculated my goo into some incredibly hot stripper. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Seriously though, I’d like to go out with a bang; right after I ejaculated my goo into some incredibly hot stripper.

]]> By: Jase http://www.aboutcolonblank.com/2008/07/24/attention-us-readers-read-how-you-may-die-in-2008/comment-page-1/#comment-4195 Jase Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:30:09 +0000 http://www.aboutcolonblank.com/2008/07/24/attention-us-readers-read-how-you-may-die-in-2008/#comment-4195 Why dont you go try your luck on a cheeseburger. Why dont you go try your luck on a cheeseburger.

]]> By: Paul http://www.aboutcolonblank.com/2008/07/24/attention-us-readers-read-how-you-may-die-in-2008/comment-page-1/#comment-4194 Paul Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:08:07 +0000 http://www.aboutcolonblank.com/2008/07/24/attention-us-readers-read-how-you-may-die-in-2008/#comment-4194 " Choking on a cheeseburger seems to have been omitted?!?! That’s the way to go!" You're a moron. ” Choking on a cheeseburger seems to have been omitted?!?! That’s the way to go!”

You’re a moron.

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