Who would have thought eh…vaginal glitter!

The disclaimers at the end are the highlight…
“Using Clitter while pregnany may result in sparkle babies”“Known side effects include extreme vaginal irritation, dry mouth and fabulous-looking herpes.”
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Most online geeksters have heard of goatse. Well….have you experienced the reverse goatse? (NSFW)

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With the absence of a stripper pole, she foolishly improvises with a piece of furniture with disastrous (but hilarious) consequences…NSFW video after jump

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Can you think of a better place to show off your geek status than right on prime rump ad space.
They are still a work in progress, be sure to come back soon for an ass tattoo update as soon as there is one!
Click on them to enlarge…if you dare!

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It just gets better and better! Just wait until he gets his big cuddly puppy out!
If your reading this on RSS and cant see the video. I beg you to come over and see this. Its worth the trip i promise! This has the makings of the next Star Wars Kid.

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Camel Toe Annie says: If there is someone you want to get to know, show ‘em the Toe!! Easily and securely attaches to the included “Toe-Belt”

“The deep groove locks it in place, no more embarrassing shifting.”—Mary Clam, age 22
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This week on classic about:blank. “Alternative Life Instructions”
Back in August, this post featuring some handy advice for those awkward stuations proved to be one of the most popular finds ever.

More advice over at the original post

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Whats that in the window?

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This sock monkey, named Mr Johson, is over 6 feet tall and is made from recycled materials. It was created by Monika Lidman who has been creating anatomically correct sockmonkeys for years. Monika had always dreamt of creating a life size anatomically correct sock monkey. (thats one hell of a strange dream).

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How did this get through the door!?
It must be photoshop surely! Good job if it is!
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