Entries Categorized as 'About:Doh'

Pet Dog Carpets and Museum Curator Bum Licking!

Date April 18, 2008

Ondrej Brody is a performance “artist” based in Prague. His website is a feast for the eyes it really is. It features such delights as Domestic Pet Carpets…

Curator Ass Licking…
and a naked muscle guy on a pony(!?)
He also has some delightful videos of an anus farting in the middle of the night thanks to a […]

Jewish Bread Toilet Seat Cover

Date April 18, 2008

Its not just any old bread tho. Its of the Jewish Matzah type with a lovely gold embroidered phrase from Moses on the top. “Let My People Go”. That will give people something to think about when they go for a poo.

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The wooly head condom. Designed for your privacy.

Date April 16, 2008

How desperate are you to keep your privacy when using your laptop in public areas? Are you this desperate…

Nah i didnt think so.
This is the Body-Laptop Wooly Jumper.
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Is there any fuel in here? I cant see, where’s my lighter?

Date April 16, 2008

Question:
A refueling truck pulls into a service station, but how much is inside?
What do you use…a torch or a handy lighter thats in your pocket?
Answer…

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The True Measure of a Man

Date April 14, 2008

Heres a handy tattoo that you can use as a reference tool!

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Look Alf, No “Birds”!

Date April 14, 2008

Have you ever wondered if the Alfred Hitchcock film “Birds” would be as scary without the birds?
Neither have i but thanks to Martijn Hendriks, we can finally find out! He is currently working on removing every single bird frame by frame from the legendary film.
Here are some screenshots from the project entitled “Give Us Today […]

You do know I love you right? Bend over…

Date April 11, 2008

The loving partnership that we featured last week went down a storm. It seems that a couple beating the living crap out of each other at every opportunity is essential viewing! Well, this one just surfaced which shows the girl getting her revenge after the awesome ovarian delight/custard pie combo move!

Love eh!?
Rss fans will have […]

How to cook an Xbox 360 in the microwave…

Date April 7, 2008

What happens when you microwave an Xbox 360 in the microwave for over 12 minutes?

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Love is…wacking your partner over the head with a baking tray.

Date April 3, 2008

And how do you retaliate from that?….

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A Whopper with Cheese and Bacon and Bacon and Bacon and Bacon and Bacon and Bacon and Bacon and etc…

Date April 2, 2008

Take a look at this bacon lovers receipt for an order made at a Burger King restaurant at an unknown location…

Thanks to about:blank reader KautionTape for sending this great photoset in.
“they hit the Bacon key on the register like a hundred times,only to hear
the guy in the back go ‘WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!!?!’”
I cant believe he […]